stexquisite:

so many questions

stexquisite:

so many questions

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hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

(via magicalrocketships)

magicalrocketships:

my-nail-beds-suck:

maybe i stayed up past half-three to finish this. maybe i did. maybe i ruined yet another night’s sleep by imagining what a tomlinshaw Great British Bake Off AU might look like, wherein nick’s the new host and the boys are competitors. maaaybe i should rethink many of my life choices. but also i think maybe someone should write this AU?
(like when mary berry is super impressed with how louis has managed to whip his egg-whites into perfect soft, white peaks so quickly and asks what his secret might be; and louis realises that it’s probably a bad idea to say “well you see, i find that jealously picturing your best friend fucking the guy you secretly have a massive boner for really gives you the kick you need for a good solid whipping. of egg-whites. nothing else, fuck.” so instead he just glares daggers over at the next table where it looks like harry and grimmy are already planning their bloody honeymoon and it’s just so unfair. and then he remembers that mary berry was asking him a question, but it’s too late and she’s already over by someone else’s oven asking about their brave choice of fruit jelly flavour.
also after things have turned out well and the taping is finished long ago, he’s in bed with nick watching the actual episodes a few months later, and nick turns to him with a smug grin, saying: “look, it’s amazing, you can actually see how you’re turning green, right there. actual green! you’re so obsessed with me.” and louis has to bite nick in the arm to get him to shut up.)
also for non-tomlinshaw peeps i guess there’s bonus blurry gryles if you just cover louis’ face. and if you – much like me – enjoy many different flavours of imaginary romance, you can take turns covering any of their faces. or none? many options here.

#gbbo#gbbo au#niall attempts to add potatoes to all his recipes#in a desperate attempt to go through he eats his fellow competitors’ cakes before judging#he is disqualified#so is zayn because he never manages to finish his BEAUTIFUL cakes in time#harry burns stuff and forgets to add key ingredients#louis tries really hard but is distracted by his boner#liam wins the whole fucking thing#because he always ALWAYS follows the recipe!!#art#l o fucking l#but kinda.

magicalrocketships:

my-nail-beds-suck:

maybe i stayed up past half-three to finish this. maybe i did. maybe i ruined yet another night’s sleep by imagining what a tomlinshaw Great British Bake Off AU might look like, wherein nick’s the new host and the boys are competitors. maaaybe i should rethink many of my life choices. but also i think maybe someone should write this AU?

(like when mary berry is super impressed with how louis has managed to whip his egg-whites into perfect soft, white peaks so quickly and asks what his secret might be; and louis realises that it’s probably a bad idea to say “well you see, i find that jealously picturing your best friend fucking the guy you secretly have a massive boner for really gives you the kick you need for a good solid whipping. of egg-whites. nothing else, fuck.” so instead he just glares daggers over at the next table where it looks like harry and grimmy are already planning their bloody honeymoon and it’s just so unfair. and then he remembers that mary berry was asking him a question, but it’s too late and she’s already over by someone else’s oven asking about their brave choice of fruit jelly flavour.

also after things have turned out well and the taping is finished long ago, he’s in bed with nick watching the actual episodes a few months later, and nick turns to him with a smug grin, saying: “look, it’s amazing, you can actually see how you’re turning green, right there. actual green! you’re so obsessed with me.” and louis has to bite nick in the arm to get him to shut up.)

also for non-tomlinshaw peeps i guess there’s bonus blurry gryles if you just cover louis’ face. and if you – much like me – enjoy many different flavours of imaginary romance, you can take turns covering any of their faces. or none? many options here.

#gbbo#gbbo au#niall attempts to add potatoes to all his recipes#in a desperate attempt to go through he eats his fellow competitors’ cakes before judging#he is disqualified#so is zayn because he never manages to finish his BEAUTIFUL cakes in time#harry burns stuff and forgets to add key ingredients#louis tries really hard but is distracted by his boner#liam wins the whole fucking thing#because he always ALWAYS follows the recipe!!#art#l o fucking l#but kinda.

katiegeeks:

mountainrenew:

Between July 29 and today, August 12, The ALS Association and its 38 chapters have received an astonishing $4 million in donations compared to $1.12 million during the same time period last year.”

This makes me so happy. 

FYI - As of August 17th, that number is $11 million.

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You dance [at award shows], are you self conscious about it all?  ’Cause it looks like you’re just having the time of your life.

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@jesymix14: These straight locks are soon about to be ruined :| cheers Rixton!!! #icebucketchallenge

@jesymix14: These straight locks are soon about to be ruined :| cheers Rixton!!! #icebucketchallenge

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breadonly:

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

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Today is a good day.

  • no alarm
  • kitties being cuddly
  • sprite with skyy strawberry
  • dr pepper
  • my girl dedaumier sending me Ziam porn
  • brown butter making my kitchen smell like heaven
  • the FOB radio station on spotify
  • brown butter peach bourbon blondies with toasted pecans and white chocolate chips in the oven
  • mom’s bringing me a pork mojo sammich for dinner
  • and there will be mom and me movie times

yeah, it’s a good pre-birthday day.  :D  also, one week from now i’ll be flying off to chicago and fangirl/one direction times.  \o/ \o/


jodieharsh: Birthday boy @nicholasgrimshaw and my girl-goal@msaimeephillips at last night’s party. Love you Grimmmyyyy

jodieharshBirthday boy @nicholasgrimshaw and my girl-goal@msaimeephillips at last night’s party. Love you Grimmmyyyy

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yelchin:

16/08

krycha1976:

Ruth Wilson

by Greg Williams

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hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever came up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

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